A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O?clock in the morning,
A resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered,
Jumps up from the bed and yells at the man
****!, that must be my husband!
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked.
He jumped out the window like a crazy man,
Smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush,
Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman
I'm your husband, you sl*t!!!
So the woman answers- Oh, yeah?!!
And why were you running?!! You son of a bit*h!
2006-06-27 09:12:16 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha ahaha..my goodness..lol Pd..oops night? good evenight sir..lol.. 10 lolz!
2006-06-27 09:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was funny. Got another. Did you come up with that yourself or did you hear it form someone else.
2006-06-27 16:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine.2all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2006-06-27 16:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by christy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty Pd......funny lol just your style.
2006-06-28 06:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok, but not overly funny
2006-06-27 16:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by manorris3265 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say they both got each other on that!
2006-06-27 16:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao its funnier when you read it the second time
2006-06-27 16:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-06-27 16:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-27 16:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by jls91380 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
2006-06-27 16:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by ssj4kalel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋