please forgive the blonde reference i mean no offense feel free to replace it with brunette..
A blonde secretary in Pennsylvania decides she want to try
horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides
down the side the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she
is now at the mercy of the horse's rhythmic up and down motion as her head is struck
against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank the Wal-Mart
Greeter sees her and unplugs the horse.
2006-06-27 09:08:36 · 12 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!! that was funny! :-)
2006-06-27 09:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, for a second when it said Frank "unplugged" the horse I thought the joke was dirty. It started out like she was not really riding the horse. ughh
2006-06-27 17:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god.
That was hilarious---yes the ending was surprising. As stupid as blondes can be, they always strike up a great laugh. That was definitely a "good" read :-)
2006-06-27 16:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a surprise i thought it was a real horse
2006-06-27 16:46:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats better than the original short version
2006-06-27 16:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by jls91380 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i am in the mood for a good joke.
Do you have one?
2006-06-27 16:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by ratface29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the ending was a surprise. : ).
2006-06-27 16:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha thats really gud i wasnt expectin the endin!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-27 16:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-27 16:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the best thanxs
2006-06-27 16:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by brett c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was okay, I laughed
2006-06-27 16:23:58 · answer #11 · answered by christy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋