the bible says jesus ascended into heaven on a cloud. Lol! How long was he visible to the people on the ground. Was he waving down to them or wat?
Enlighten me pls.
2006-06-27 08:56:26 · 21 answers · asked by Atheist Eye Candy 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He was waiving and jumping up and down screaming. The people below were like, "hurry up and get the heck away from us you Jesus Freak."
It's in the bible, plain as day. I'm surprised you didn't see it.
2006-06-27 15:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, this is a rather absurd image, wouldn't you think? Remember, though, the Bible is, of course, not all fact. Like many have said, there would be far too many contradictions. Instead, there are many different concepts that point out "truths." For example, in this case, all that we would need to know was that Jesus rose. Not that he rode on a cloud! I think it says in the Bible that a cloud took him from sight. I've always thought that meant a cloud just passed in front of him, and so the people on the ground couldn't see him anymore.
2006-06-27 15:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. I doubt it. A person might think that.
Jesus probably did what He always did. What was that?
He always had His Head UP and eyes focused on the heavems, even during prayer. Jesus never looked down when He prayed. He looked UP.
Why would He wave g-bye? He didn't leave. lol
Hey...There will be a time in your life, you will see Him wave. :) Isn't this neat. You might see what His "wave", Good-bye, really looks like. That will be a loving awesome time.
Continue seeking Truth. You only get there by asking. lol
2006-06-27 16:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
King James V Acts 1:18
"18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."
2006-06-28 17:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cloud would have engulfed him and all anyone would have seen would be a blurred figure... how do we know he didn't fall through this cloud on the way to heaven? All it is, is moisture.... not a physical form... but then he could walk on water so what the hey? (why this religion is sooooo stupid!)
2006-06-27 16:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to sit on a cloud but I kept falling.So I opened my parachute.I guess some things are better left as 100% pure faith and not something to try yourself.
2006-06-27 16:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by BuckFush 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how in old Mario games you could jump in a cloud?
Kinda like that.
Cept i'm guessing jesus wasn't a fat italian plumber.
2006-06-27 16:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt its says he was riding a cloud when he ascended into heaven. scripture?
2006-06-27 16:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually due to the fact that humanity just crucified him, he actually was flicking everyone off. He even mooned the emperor at the time. This was not documented, of course, due to obvious negative reactions this might incur.
2006-06-27 16:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by PseudogodJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To form a small cloud, say one kilometer across, you need the energy of ten atomic bombs.
2006-06-27 16:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Biomimetik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋