God has a purple small d*ck. Why is his d*ck purple?
2006-06-27 08:52:50 · 15 answers · asked by bluud 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From playing with his self to much !
2006-06-27 08:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by here to help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God not only created a purple Duck. He created ALL Ducks.
The Canadian Mallard it not all purple, it has a lot of purple in it.
Great question. Are you a Duck Hunter?
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2006-06-27 17:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Friend says that He loves both you and your friend, although I think you are a sarcastic jerk. But then, my Friend is alot more patient than I am.
Another two points, thank you.
2006-06-27 16:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and if ur friend jumped off a cliff would you follow. really, God isnt a human being, He is a spirit.
2006-06-27 15:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by fiery_purpose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Friend needs to grow up!
2006-06-27 15:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by rudytute 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is this friend of yours, is he on drugs if he is tell him to stop having sex fantasies about god.
2006-06-27 16:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't belive that people have the time to waste on asking such questions.
2006-06-27 15:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your friend also tell you he was made in God's image!
2006-06-27 15:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by L3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your friend was having another one of those lustful dreams.
2006-06-27 15:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to find a new friend.
2006-06-27 15:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ tinker123♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋