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If jesus was god, and god knocked his mother up, then is he not a motherf***er? What do YOU think.

2006-06-27 08:49:02 · 14 answers · asked by God 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hmm. Lots of angry Christians, but no explanations.

2006-06-27 08:55:23 · update #1

If he was the human child of god, then why worship him? Are we not all children of god?

2006-06-27 09:02:38 · update #2

14 answers

How could something that does not exist be anything?

2006-06-28 13:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 6

God said that he was not a man neither the son of man that he would repent. To make god a man is disgusting. God had no desire to be a man and the thought that god is impregnating a woman disgusting. Jesus was a maniac and crazy he wanted go fight the world he was insane he was a suicide bomber wanting to blow someone up because they didn't call him Lord . Jesus was mentally imbalanced and he thought being the son of God meant making war with everyone. He was full of hate and did not show any of God's love. He maniac that prophesied the end of the world no love at all. The book of revelation explains it all his hatred for people is real totally insane. He totally broke all of God's rules, I think he was capable of being a serial rapist and killer he was at war with people and forced himself on them as their Lord a dangerous man to be around. Insane lunatic!!!

2014-03-13 08:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara 1 · 0 0

Simple, Jesus wasn't God, he was the son of God. Just like everyone else in this world is a child of God.

2006-06-27 09:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 3 · 0 0

Interesting paradox. Like the chicken or the egg. But how did he knock his mother up before he existed? No, it was his father who allegedly did the deed. It's all a bunch of stories anyway.

2006-06-27 08:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Big Momma Carnivore 5 · 0 0

i will answer the perfect section first. The Hebrew note translated as "hell" or "grave" in Isaiah 14:15 is "Sheol" which skill, in accordance to solid's, "underworld, grave, hell, pit." it isn't an same note as what Jesus used to describe people going to hell. He suggested that they'd bypass to "Gehenna." So both KJV and NIV are mind-blowing of their renderings. the 2d component to Isaiah 14:15 clarifies. The verse says, in finished in the KJV, "yet thou shalt be delivered right down to hell, to the perimeters of the pit." This emphasises that hell is a pit. it really is diverse from the "hellfire" that's stated in the hot testomony. (submit to in innovations, that's "Gehenna" in Hebrew.) So even the KJV says that Lucifer is delivered right down to the pit, or grave. NIV is real too. Now for your question to even if Lucifer can precise be translated "morning superstar." If it would want to, then it really is the writers of the unique Bible that you'll more advantageous take on your argument with. It does say in the Bible that devil keeps remodeling himself into an angel of sunshine. this does no longer mean that devil is an angel of sunshine, only that he pretends to be. In any experience, Lucifer apparently, in accordance to a pair, had a serious position in God's association previous to falling. lower back, solid's concordance says that "Lucifer = "person-friendly-bearer" a million) shining one, morning superstar, Lucifer a) of the king of Babylon and devil (fig.) 2) (TWOT) 'Helel' describing the king of Babylon" So it would no longer also be speaking about devil in Isaiah 14 in any respect. It does say in verse 16 that Lucifer is a guy. the finished passage will be speaking about the king of Babylon. In any experience, there is not any longer something incorrect, in accordance to solid's concordance, with the way that KJV and NIV have translated Isaiah 14. they're both mind-blowing.

2016-11-15 08:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by garbarino 4 · 0 0

Wow. I am not religious at all but this question so wrong in so many ways.

2006-06-27 08:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by epicwolf 4 · 0 0

Absolutely not! I can't believe that someone would ask such a thing.

2006-06-27 08:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy A 2 · 0 0

this is a very messed up question.you are one of those lowlife rumdumbs that think they are so kool.This is so insulting i cant even put it into words.

2006-06-27 08:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by steelersfan43 2 · 0 0

ewwww, dude, im not even like "religious" or anything like that
but thats kinda gross

2006-06-27 09:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0 0

I think you just gave me 2 points. Thanks for making Christians look good by comparison.

2006-06-27 08:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by Swordsman 3 · 0 0

f*ck off.. no place for losers like you over here

2006-06-27 08:52:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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