details please, I want new fun ideas of things to do with my husband...
2006-06-27 08:00:51 · 21 answers · asked by Hayley M 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
one time I was drunk, and I happened to recall a funny quote that one of my friends dads had said a few days before...
he was putting a shelf up in one of the rooms of his house, and I was over hangin out with my friend, and I hear "col (which is my friends mothers name, colleen) Its not gunna fit, its 88 inches"
well, I was drunk and having trouble fitting myself in..you get the picture. so I start to laugh, and I think to myself "ah damn" because I knew i was about to say something stupid. and I did,
I said "col, it ain't gunna fit, its 88 inches"
to which she replied "definitely not!"
not very sexy, but its the funniest thing I can recall.
2006-06-27 08:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by sobrien 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 some,
2006-06-27 08:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick a few things off the shelf at a novelty store, such as body paint, flavored creme, blind fold. Even try some light bondage.
But avoid anything heavy right away like lots of whipped creme, Ice creme or anything that might cause pain.
2006-06-27 08:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by dbelyew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The LUSTY LEAN
INSTRUCTIONS:
Climb up on the bed or a chair with your back to him and squat down. Have him stand behind you, so your shoulders are against his chest. Lean on him as he steadies you by placing his hands on your hips or under your rear. Tell him to enter you from behind. Think of your knees as little springs and enhance his thrusting with your own little moves.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
Leaning back on his chest and bracing yourself on his biceps, you'll feel totally taken care of -- and he'll feel more studly than a first-string stallion. Plus, gravity is on your side, giving him hot, deep access combined with more of a grinding motion than the usual from-behind fast thrusting.
HINT:
Once you have the rhythm down, change it up a little. So long as he can support you in his weakened state, have him take half a step back. Upping the angle will alter where his penis hits your vaginal walls, enhancing your climax by drawing it out.
THE ROCK 'N' ROLL
INSTRUCTIONS:
Choose any flat surface -- the floor or a bed, for instance -- and lie faceup, bringing your knees up to your chin. He lies on top of you and while you rest your lower legs on his shoulders, your man should enter you just as he would in the missionary position. For some extra leverage, grab hold of his upper arms while he grips your hips and begins thrusting inside you.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
This man-on-top position makes you feel deliciously open and vulnerable, while his incredibly deep thrusting deliriously drives you to superorgasmic heights. This is also a good position for extrasensual couples who enjoy a little lip action when they're knocking boots. Since you're face-to-face, it's easy for him to give into his primal urges and lick, suck or nibble on your mouth while you're rocking each other's worlds.
HINT:
Once you've set a steady pace and feel comfortable enough to hang on to him with just one hand, use the other to play with his testicles. The sensory combination of seeing your hot bod underneath him and feeling new sensations in his most sensitive spot will send him into overdrive.
Touch Test
What you'll need: A silky scarf, a plush towel, a cashmere sweater, a feather duster, a necktie, an oven mitt, a popsicle or ice cube and a dish of hand lotion (warmed in the microwave)
How to play: Have your man lie down naked and close his eyes — or even better, blindfold him. Use one item at a time to stroke his member and have him guess what each one is. If he gets it wrong, run the popsicle over his package (just for a nanosecond; you don't want to cause him pain) to give him an exciting, icy jolt. If he gets it right, reward him with a warm-lotion below-the-belt massage.
2006-06-27 08:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by Scooby Doo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two things have happened to me once i was giving a bj and when he was exploding it shot in my eye and it hurt like a mother.
The other was i got a fat lip last night from wild untamed sex. I am too shy to give those details (wink wink)
2006-06-27 08:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by blondiebella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I talked and made noises like I had Down's Syndrome while going down on a girl once.
Not very PC, but it was pretty funny.
2006-06-27 08:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by salihe66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got bucked off before the eight second buzzer.
2006-06-27 08:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pulled out, and it shot over at the night stand and knocked over a picture frame - it was hilarious.
2006-06-27 08:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was neither me nor my boyfriend but a plug of the bottle of champagne that popped while we were making love :) .. Now it is one of our favorite jokes that brings out lovely memories...
2006-06-27 08:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Gyte 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fred said giving head
thats mycutties friend
i like he alot
2006-06-27 08:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by roxy girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋