2006-06-27 07:55:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are cracking me up.
I don't think Jesus knew about the unicorns. If he was so smart, he would've had Noah bring 3 to make up for the one who got sick.
2006-06-27 07:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by Miss D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because Jesus was not all-knowing and unicorns are fantasy. Jesus was just a prophet (religious leader) living two centuries ago, so what would he know about science and evolution. We actiually don't know what Jesus taught about. We have to rely on the gospels, most of which were written many years after Jesus died.
2006-06-27 15:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by Big Momma Carnivore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't teach evolution. Science taught evolution, but lacks unicorn fossils.
2006-06-27 14:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't have to teach us about unicorn evolution. That was Job's job. (Ha.)
Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
(I don't even know what that means. But it has a unicorn in it and that's good enough for me.)
2006-06-27 15:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was secretly a Mason... and as everybody knows, the secret of unicorn evolution is only disclosed to the highest order of Masons. And you know what happens to people who disclose those secrets of the universe to the unenlighted.
2006-06-27 15:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason that He didn't teach us about the Minetaur,or Cyberus,or Aphrodite. They only exist in mythology.Mythology was introduced by the Greeks and the Romans to explain the world around them.That's what happens in a Pagan society.
2006-06-27 15:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because unicorns didn't evolve.
Duh.
Wow, I can see why christians like saying that stuff so much. It is fun to say the first thing that comes to mind.
2006-06-27 14:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought unicorns were here to teach horses how to write with their forheads?
2006-06-27 15:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by T-Bone W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually unicorns werre created by bored monks back in the romanesque era. they were originally though to resemble rhino's, but the european monks only had seen horses, so now unicorns made today for profit resemble horses.
2006-06-27 15:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by megan w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, some things we just figure out. Ever seen one of those unicorn-whale thingys?
2006-06-27 14:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋