i got one......
what did the chinese couple name the retarded baby?...............
*answer*
some-ting-wong!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-06-27 06:50:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats cool.
I've got one.
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-06-27 07:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this 8 year old kid went on a public bus to visit his dad a few miles away. he sat down behind the bus drivers and talked to him all the way. The kid sayed said if my dad was a tiger and my mom was a tiger i would be a little tiger. If my dad was a elephant and my mom was a elephant i'll be a litle elephant. All ready annyoned by the kids words the bus driver sayed " what if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a pimp, what would you be. The kid answerd. A bus driver
2006-06-27 14:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asian Cultural Exchange
An Asian guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller, "Why it change, yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
2006-06-28 02:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men were exiled into a desert. they were ask to request any thing of their liking. the 1st requested a tank of water, the 2nd requested a lot of food, but the 3rd requested something unexpected, he requested a car door, so he was asked why a car door, he said well when I feeling hot I will wind the glass
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2006-06-27 15:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by the talker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute...lol.
Here's a joke:
why where the 2 gay guys late for the airport?
Cause they were to busy packing their sh!t
2006-06-27 13:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by sandiegogal2002@yahoo.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that is pretty funny.
2006-06-27 13:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by kiss me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, it's funny. thanks.
2006-06-27 13:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋