I would like to hear funny stories about things that happend to you, or someone you know, or anything. Don't care just as long as it isn't perverted or vulgar.
2006-06-27 06:34:14 · 10 answers · asked by crazychoruschap 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
2. THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
2006-06-27 19:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I jokingly informed this guy at artwork that it became my birthday while it became not. I informed him because of the fact he suggested hed supply me a pony if it became my birthday. properly he informed my boss and turned around an e mail to genuinely everyone interior the place of work that it became my birthday and genuinely everyone began to congratulate me. the difficulty became i might in user-friendly terms been at this activity for sometime. properly i desperate to jot down an e mail to the afore suggested guy that It became not my birthday yet that considering hed long gone forward to tell genuinely everyone, we'd merely ought to circulate with it and faux it became my birthday, the difficulty with that e mail became that I by twist of destiny fowarded it to my boss too. so double jeopardy and then the completed place of work had a laugh at my fee once I had to tell them it wasnt.
2016-12-08 13:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 time me and my dad was wrestling and I had cowboy boots on and he tried to put the walls of jericho on me and I kicked him in the eye and gave him a black eye and he went down. He was out cold. I got the heck outta there
2006-06-27 06:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by White Trash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this lady at work told me that her 16 yearl old daughter "sleep walks" and gets dressed and takes the car out..comes back in two hours and undresses and goes back to bed...uh..hello! clueless not sleep walking...
2006-06-27 06:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my cousion call Jesse McCartney Jesse McHottie and some pplz Call him Jesse McFartney
2006-06-27 07:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by gothghost665 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dosent everyone always say good *the wrong time of day* or is it just me??? sorry what wasnt funny i am just wondering
2006-06-27 06:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucias once say man who stick pen!s in peanut jar is fuccing nuts lol
2006-06-27 06:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a fat joke that u could tell some one
1.ur so fat when u step on to a scale it says ... to be continued
2.ur so fat u put mayo on asprin
2006-06-27 06:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the tv show "whose line is it anyway" (the american version) its funnylicious!
2006-06-27 06:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by eroticjuicyseagulls 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your hair style lolololololololololololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is so funny
2006-06-27 06:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by bkay. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋