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Whether you believe in God or not. I would like to hear him say, who do you want to sit next to at dinner?

2006-06-27 06:30:38 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Are you James Lipton? I'm asking you that, that's not what I'd want God to say to me, that's for you.

2006-06-27 06:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by sgrjackson1 5 · 2 2

For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.

If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his town at the gate of that place. They shall say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. So you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel will hear, and be afraid.

Then there is Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them

If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbour, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death.


And when i will arive to the gate Piter will ask me how many ppl did i killed to fulfill GOD comandment. And when he realise i did not kill any he will send me to hell

Therefore GOD and Murder do exist.

2006-06-27 06:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0 0

I would like to hear God say, "'Well done, good and faithful servant!"

"You have fought the good fight, you have finished the race, you have kept the faith. Now there is in store for you the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will award to you."

2006-06-27 07:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by bigrob 5 · 0 0

I see here that your name is in the Book of Life. You have done much to spread the word of God amongst your people. Countless souls have been saved by your words and actions. For this, you may spend all of eternity in God's Kingdom. Now, you may pass and rest your weary soul.

2006-06-27 06:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 0 0

Saint Peter has nothing to say in the matter.

2006-06-27 06:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0 0

You can absolutely haunt Shea Stadium as a friendly ghost during the baseball season, and you were right all along, Derek Jeter is the devil!

2006-06-27 06:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's about time. Your dad and brothers have been waiting and asking about you. Now go say hi to them over there where Jesus is serving up some fresh food.

2006-06-27 06:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Atheist and Satanist here. No afterlife or deities for me.

He could say, however, "Follow the left-handed path to go to the party".

2006-06-27 06:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0 0

I would like to hear him say."Welcome child. We have been waiting for you. Take your place at the foot of Jesus." Praise God to hear those words!

2006-06-27 06:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

I'd like to hear him say "You did a great job down there, Welcome, we've been waiting for you! We're so glad to see you!"

I like your idea about who you'll sit next to at dinner!

2006-06-27 06:34:38 · answer #10 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0 0

He will say, "Ah, naked pagan drum circle is in the grassy field on Cloud Number Nine."

2006-06-27 06:35:05 · answer #11 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0 0

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