came up to you, and asked you to let him eat your brains. so christianity could continue, would you let him?
or have christians already let the zombie jesus eat their brains already?
2006-06-27 06:02:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pretty creative. I never thought of Jesus as a zombie. You make a very good point. The sad thing is that it appears that some people do seem to lose some of their brains and call themselves followers of the zombie, Jesus. On the other hand, most of his followers describe an enhanced thinking capacity, a greater ability to reason and a much deeper appreciation for beauty and life. Sorry that you've seen so much of the former. But, your analogy is truly humorous. LOL. Thanks.
2006-06-27 06:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Hesed 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the zombie jesus. He could have the 90% of my brain I don't use.
2006-06-27 13:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you see 'Resident Evil'?
Some Christians already are zombies... No one can eat my brain... Hey, wait, than this means Hannibal was the Pope!!! He ate brains as well, remember?
2006-06-27 13:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL Jesus Christ came back from the died to go up to heaven and wait for you and me. JESUS CHRIST ROSE FROM THE GRAVE after three days Jesus Christ was not a zombie he is a powerful migthy God
2006-06-27 13:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by piekingamerica 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus isn't getting my brains!!
2006-06-27 13:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus would never ask that type of question. he is a man/god of love and compassion, and also a god of judgement but he has to be welcomed by an individual who wants jesus in their life. he does not force himself on anyone.
2006-06-27 13:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by robert l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if Hes going to eat them, He sure is filling mine up first with all kinds of tasty goodness!
2006-06-27 18:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by really? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh! Oh, the movie idea in that statement!
2006-06-27 13:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋