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I was told, an angel gets it wings when you hear a bell.
So when I was a child I kept ringing the bell.
After doing this for a while I was told when God runs out of angels to give wings to a baby dies to make more angels.
Needless to say I stopped ringing it.

True story I swear.

2006-06-27 23:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 1 0

An angel cannot gain wings.

2006-06-27 05:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Meg 3 · 0 0

Angels only have wings in the movies. Angels are only neuter in the movies. Bible interpretations born in the Middle Ages are going out the window. Heaven and Hell are from the human race and men live as men after they die and women live as women after they die whether or not you choose Heaven or Hell as your affection.

2006-06-27 05:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know I think one thing atheist miss is that when Christians are trying to tell them the truth, they often think we are condeming them to hell.

But really being a Christian is about spreading the good news that not only can you have an incredible afterlife, but once you accept Jesus as your saviour, then your life will change right now!

Being a Christian is not JUST about going to heaven, it is about reconnecting with your creator, and letting Him love, protect, and guide you throughout this life! It is about not having any worries, beacuse you have someone you can count on, the only One that matters, the One who is all powerful and holds the fate of this world in the palm of His hands.

It is so much more than who is going to heaven and who is going to hell!

God Loves YOU
Heather :)

2006-06-27 05:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by hdb8241981 3 · 0 0

lets put it this way most of the religious nuts dont go to heaven but to there own hell. second angels get there wings when they find enlightment in the world and them selves. atheist are more likely to go to heaven than a christian or muslim would

2006-06-27 05:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If that were true, then every time an atheist told a believer there is no god, they'd be stoking the fires of hell. Roast in peace? But truly, there is no hellfire--I keep telling everyone, but they just ignore me. Eternal torment is inconsistent with a benevolent diety. I wouldn't expose a puppy to a flame for 10 seconds--am I supposed to believe a god of love is going to burn me forever? Please!

2006-06-27 05:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by Harris 4 · 0 0

First i'm so sorry on your loss. 2d i'm agnostic, yet close sufficient. contained in the variety of God and heaven i imagine he's per chance extra in contact in weither or no longer your chum became a good someone, i am going to't believe any god would enable a good atheist pass to hell and christian jerk into heaven(no longer all christians are jerks). base line a in actual reality good god would purely experience free that your chum's suffering is over. once back i'm sorry on your situation and that i desire that I actually were waiting to assist.

2016-11-29 20:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if they do then i can say that at least a 100 angels can thank my atheist ways for their wings.

2006-06-27 05:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, everytime lesbians kiss an angel gets its wings.

2006-06-27 05:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0 0

I dunno, interesting theory though. If you can take anything from Peter Pan the movie then a fairy loses it's life when one says that they do not exist but are brought back when "i do believe in fairies" is said aloud three times. Maybe angels ahve a similar poilicy, I don't think God would reward anything for anothers spoken misfortune.

2006-06-27 05:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by lucy_goose 3 · 0 0

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