People dumping (accidentally) food on themselves: what have you seen that made you laugh?

Answer 1

my fiance made her mother shoot soda out of her nose at Wendys cuz she told her a story about me ( not really food but it was still funny as hell)

Answer 2

This brings back a memory that makes me smile now, but at the time it was one of the most embarrassing things I had ever had happen to me.

When I was in my 20's I had been playing Tennis all morning and still had on my 'Whites' when I joined some friends at a hamburger joint.

I ordered a big, juicy hamburger and fries... took it to the table where I was visiting with my friends. I slopped a bunch of condiments on the hamburger, put the top of the bun on it... picked it up and... just as I started to take the first bite... this HUGE glob of ketchup dripped out and RIGHT INTO MY CROTCH. and remember, I had on WHITE SHORTS.

I left the hamburger joint immediately, went home and changed clothes, but the kidding didn't die down for nearly a year... If I was still living in that area I probably would STILL never have lived it down.

Answer 3

My friend was at a piano recital. She was next to go and she got a cup of water before she went. There were plastic cups on a table with pitchers of ice water. She grabbed a cup and poured water in it. She drank it and felt cold inside and out. She only realized that the cup had had a crack in the bottom when she went up to play and people laughed at her instead of clapping

Answer 4

Once my friend Dana was drinking coke and she all of a sudden laughed. The coke poured out of her nose along with some snot mixed in. It landed right in the middle of a cookie. All my friends made her eat it.

Answer 5

My date and I went partying at a nightclub. We stayed until last call, then went to Denny's for breakfast. We were pretty buzzed.

He ordered a breakfast of eggs over easy, hash browns, and pancakes with syrup and a big scoop of whipped butter. The dude was starving, he couldn't wait to chow down.

He took his knife and drew it across the pancake stack, towards himself. But the pancakes must have been a little tough. Instead of cutting them in two, the knife drew the whole plate to the edge of the table. It moved like a sled, toppled over and landed upside down on the dude's lap.

His eyes bugged out. He looked down at the mess that was soaking his crotch. He looked up and stared at me, then back down.

The waitress came over with a pot of coffee and started to ask if we wanted more. But then she noticed a whole plate was missing off the table. She looked confused.

Then she saw the crap on his lap. She said " Oh my God! Did you need help with that?"

That was it. I busted up and rolled out of the booth.

Answer 6

Well, it wasn't on himself, but...

My husband used to bar-tend, and he was once carrying a tray with several pints of beer on it. He stumbled over something and a whole, full pint of beer dropped directly into a woman's purse! Thwump.

My husband was so embarrassed and the lady was rather pissed, as you can imagine. She had to empty the entire contents of her purse out onto the table to dry them off. Needless to say, she drank on the house that night.

Answer 7

One day I was talking to my boss while we were on a break and made hip laugh as he was dring coffee. Coffee came out of his nose. It was rather funny and he laughed, too. Wish I could remember the joke!

Answer 8

Once I accidental dipped a boob in my red pasta sauce. It was the longest walk out of that restaurant.

Answer 9

well, since I seem to be answering your questions - - I was at a fancy restaurant when a guy with an expensive suit squeezed by the dessert cart on his way back to his table and left with a whole bunch of whipped cream and frosting on his back.. he had no idea!!

Answer 10

i tried to stuff an entire footlong in my mouth and got about 2 or 3 packets of mustard on my shirt