ketchup stories: any funny ones you know of?

Question

I've enjoyed reading these answers. Some are hillarious!

Answer 1

When my daughters were around 6 and 8 The older one smeared it on her sister, had her lie in the driveway with her bicycle next to her. For about 5 seconds, I was fooled. It was a great April Fool joke and I was amazed at the detail and thought that went into it. Have a great day.

Answer 2

This isn't funny, just plain different. When I had been married about 3 months my husband sat down with a loaf of bread and a bottle of ketchup. He ate ketchup sandwiches for a snack. ewwwww. Then, when my oldest was a preschooler he was a little pickie at eating but if it had ketchup on it he would eat it. I put ketchup on everything and still tease him about the ketchup green beans. Also, he doesn't eat tomatoes but he still loves the ketchup -- he's 35.

Answer 3

Well one day, when I was little, I saw some ketchup packets on the floor in the basement and wondered what would happened if I stepped on it. So I did and nothing happened. So I decided to run and jump on it and when I did the packet exploded and ketchup got all over the heater. I did it with like 3 packets until I realized where the ketchup was shooting to. So I picked up the empty packets and ran upstairs and pretended like nothing happened. Days later when it was all dried up, my mother noticed it and asked me how it got there and I blamed it on the dog. I got away scott free. I love having a pet in the family. lol

Answer 4

When I was in high school I went to a taping of "The John Laroquette Show." There was a scene that began with this dude standing behind the bar and pounding really hard on the bottom of a ketchup bottle. It went everyhere on the first take, and took a bit to get it all cleaned up.

Answer 5

Its actually an email that I got. Its called the ketchup effect. This guy & this girl were sitting on the bed & she was about to give him a hand job. Well she didnt know how to do it so he tried to explain it. She wasnt getting it, so he said "do it like you'd do a ketchup bottle". She thought about it for a minute & started spankin the hell out of his "part"!! U have to see it to get the full effect but it was kinda funny.

Answer 6

When I was first dating my now husband we went to a Wendys for lunch and I had asked for ketchup only and so did he. We then went to get even more ketchup tp put on the burger and fries. We now have to have a minimum of three bottles of ketchup on hand at all times!

Answer 7

This isn't exactly funny, but when I worked in the cannery, the tomatoes would come in by truck and move down the conveyor belt to be graded fancy, select, etc. the rejects were tossed into a trough in the floor, where I would hose them down into the ketchup bin !

Answer 8

Here's one.. my nephew who is just sooo cute, made such an unusual sandwich the other day. My sister and I sat watching him, on goes some eggs, some cheese, and some vermilli from a sweet recipe, topped it up with ketchup and ate it! Afterwards he said that was the best sandwich he ever had lol!!

Answer 9

Well I was putting some ketchup on my lunch one day at work. I went to hit the bottle to get it out and somewhere something went VERY wrong and it ended up splatting all over, my face, my shirt...everywhere. Yes it was a white shirt to...why always in a white shirt. I had to throw it away.

Answer 10

Senior year we took a whole bunch of ketchup packets and twisted them so that they almost exploded, then we stuck a pin in one end of it. then when we squeezed the ketchup packet it would shoot a good 20 yards. That entertained us for a good year of lunchtime.