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You don't really think he was always good, do you?

2006-06-27 05:00:44 · 38 answers · asked by dhalia_1977 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Come on people. I'm talking about someone who was once mortal. Haven't any of you went through a bad phase? I personally believe Jesus existed and was a great prophet. That doesn't change the fact that he was a MAN.

Christians are always the first ones to abuse people verbally. I've always found that ironic. Look at you, calling ME names. You should be ashamed, not me.

2006-06-27 05:08:07 · update #1

This question will probably be removed, so I'll just say that * Crossstitchkelly * had the best answer so far. :)

2006-06-27 06:58:06 · update #2

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One of the early books which was not included in the Bible told of how, as a child, Jesus pushed another boy off a roof, but cured him when he was injured during the fall. I might not trust him if I were that boy, but I don't think he would have done such a thing once he was an adult, so it probably would not be an issue.

2006-06-27 06:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0 2

He can keep the car, I want a new one anyway. My sister would probably whip him back, so no big deal there. But, now, my beer... you better be bringing some with you next time you come over.
No, I don't think he was always "good". I think they get that stuff from saying he was God in human form. Just like all those other Pagan Gods who did the same thing. Heh.

2006-06-27 05:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0 0

Well you have a really good point, almost 30% of any religion abuse verbally to other people, i have a coworker that he is with his bible literary under his arm, talking about salvation, Jesus, and all of that, i use to listen to him until one day i saw his mistreating some one else, we are humans we can lose it some times, but i kept watching and he was doing it often, hum! makes you think, some people hide under the Vail of religions, thinking is going to save them, but the real salvation is in you actions not what you pretend to believe, I think you have the freedom to say what you want to say, and that is your right, and let the others deal with their own karma. Good luck and God bless.

2006-06-27 05:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by vanilla_d_i_v_a 2 · 0 0

I would thank him.Then I would collect the insurance on my car because it's a piece of junk,then I would go buy some more beer because the beer he stole was Coors that my wife bought and that stuff's nasty. Finally I hate my sister and she deserves a good a$$ whippin.Jesus just made my day. Thanks again dude, you rock!!

2006-06-27 05:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by don 6 · 0 0

Kick his ***, pull the Jesus mask off of the guy, and ask my mom when I got a sister. Yes, Jesus was always good.

2006-06-27 05:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd tell his dad. Imagine what kind of spankings God would deliver unto Jesus? Although I would be afraid that God would enjoy spanking his son just a little too much...

2006-06-27 05:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Plonker

2006-06-27 05:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Cosmodious 3 · 0 0

Get my car back, buy more beer and punch my sister in the mouth because it was my turn to get spanked!

2006-06-27 05:05:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's Freaking Jesus, man. He can do what ever he wants. He wouldn't have to steal my car, I'd give it to him. I do believe he was always good. That's why he died for us.

2006-06-27 05:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess I would file a police report. If Jesus can do the crime he can do the time. I'm sure God can post the bail.

2006-06-27 05:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by cup_o_shina 3 · 0 0

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