2006-06-27 03:12:33 · 17 answers · asked by Crossed 1 in Sports ➔ Cycling
He was on the water side, but he wanted gatorade.
2006-06-27 03:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock...
just kidding...I don't have a joke, and I don't know why Lance crossed the road. Maybe it was to threaten his buddy Greg LeMond?
2006-06-27 15:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Jan Ullrich crushed his soul and he had to go off and cry in the bus for a while.
2006-06-27 22:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His buddy Hincapie got flat tire
2006-06-27 21:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by jp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'cos beloki fell off in front of him and made him not just cross the road but go off road, downhill fast! (tee hee... poor beloki)
2006-06-27 10:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get his injection of performance-enhancing drugs?
2006-06-27 12:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Atilla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw a camera and wanted some more exposure...
2006-06-29 01:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by megmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get away from sheryl crows' lame music
2006-06-27 10:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by rax28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To kick France's butt!
2006-06-27 12:44:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Sheryl with us all.
2006-06-27 10:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by fata minerva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋