who has a good clean short joke...no yo mama n no lawyer joke ... ok?

Answer 1

A blond girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies: But, madam, computers do not have curtains....
And the blond said:
Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"

Answer 3

You never will expect it from me, any how lemme try

" One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all over the place. The mother grabbed all and said "I should of swallowed all of you!"

Answer 4

This is waay cheesy...
This is how Canada got it's name:
Names were thrown about left and right, but no one could agree on a name. Finally, as a last resort, it was decided that whatever letters were drawn out of a hat, that that would be the name. The first letter drawn was read, "C, eh", 2nd letter drawn, "N, eh", final letter drawn "D, eh"

Answer 5

there was a girl lieing on the beach with no arms and no legs,

paddy scotts man walked up to her and asked you poor dear have you ever been hugged?
no she replied so he gave her a big hug and walked off,

paddy english man walked up to her and asked ahh sweetheart have you ever been kissed?
noo she replied, so he kissed her.

paddy irish man walked up and asked have you ever been fcuked?
nooooo! no she replied giggling,
well your fcuked now love, cus the tide is coming in.


LOL!!! pure cruel i know

Answer 6

ok short and simple:
q-what did the blonde name her pet zebra?
a-spotie

probally isnt te best but it gives you a little laugh