A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a
new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its
meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt."
She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in
it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand,
quite sure of herself.
Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but
sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes
its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?"
Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.
Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."
"Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy,
and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's
not definitely clear. Anyone else?"
Finally, in the far corner, little Robert s
2006-06-27 02:46:12 · 19 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
little Robert slowly raises his hand.
"Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.
"Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.
"Yes."
"Do farts have lumps?"
"No. Why do you ask."
"Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants."
2006-06-27 02:46:40 · update #1
10/10 maadam
2006-06-27 03:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First one's good, yet is slightly long. 6/10 2d one's the wonderful one. 10/10 0.33 one's additionally good, however the Hell and devil jokes are straight forward in recent times. 7/10 Fourth one's is incredibly obtrusive 4/10
2016-12-08 13:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by holtslander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! 8 1/2
2006-06-27 02:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. About a 7.
2006-06-27 02:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by skigod377 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was kinda funny. I'd give it about a 5.
2006-06-27 02:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY funny. i laughed.
i'd give it about a 8 or 9
2006-06-27 03:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Makita T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, 0 out of ten. No offence meant it's not for me that's all.
2006-06-27 02:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by jewel_o_th_night 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its very funny id give it a 8.5. u could ive the teacher a name like miss hall or something.
2006-06-27 02:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by ohiofarmgirl94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was definitely a funny joke
2006-06-27 02:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by K-Def 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, i give it an 8
2006-06-27 02:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋