A little girl runs into her house, tears running down her face. She races up to her mother and says,
"Mum, Mum, can I have a glass of cider?"
"Why on earth do you want cider?" asks her confused and concerned mother.
"To take the pain away," sobs the little girl.
Obviously the mother refuses, but the girl keeps on crying and eventually her mother pours her a glass of cider in an attempt to shut her up. The little girl grabs the glass and immediately puts her hand into it.
"It doesn't work," screams the little girl.
"What do you mean?" asks her mother.
"Well," sniffs the little girl, "I overheard my sister saying that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider."
2006-06-27 01:52:42 · 7 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
True story, my friend once came into his house after having stepped in a dog's mess and tracked it around. His four year old son said, "Oh SH*T! There's CA-CA all over the floor!"
2006-06-27 02:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, sound like me and my lil sister. she always rated me out. even if she was not meaning too.
2006-06-27 12:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥wasnlove69♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one
2006-06-27 03:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see, that's why you have to watch what you say around kids:-) GOOD ONE!!!
2006-06-27 01:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That was good.
2006-06-27 02:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahah.....i like dat sis...
2006-06-27 01:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it!!! had to think for this one, but its funni.:)
2006-06-27 01:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋