A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car - a MBW M3 and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to crap your yourself when you hear the price!"
2006-06-26 23:46:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And, what did he say AFTER she kicked him in the balls and knocked him on the floor and blinded him by grinding her spike heel into his eyes...?
(Alternative answer: Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure I don't buy a BMW! On second thought, a car that generates gas, instead of having to be filled up...? Maybe I'll buy one after all!)
2006-06-27 01:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2006-06-26 23:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by jmdanial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 or 4/5 or 80% or .80
2006-06-27 00:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 4 out of 5 ^_^.
2006-06-27 01:19:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ajaani Sherisu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nt bad itz a koool
can rate it 5 outa 5
2006-06-27 00:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by me..........anee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a gooooood one i didnt hear any good jokes for years hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i give it 9/10
2006-06-27 00:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by babees94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha good one
I wonder what the actual price was
2006-06-26 23:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! :)
Oops... almost forgot to rate it... I'll give it a 7 out of 10! :)
2006-06-27 00:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmn....., 3 stars out of 5.
2006-06-26 23:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2006-06-27 01:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋