draw, type..something....:)
2006-06-26 23:10:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi!!!!!!!!
2006-06-26 23:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
1-10
2006-06-26 23:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was
difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota
and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following
day. The husband checked
into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an
email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your
journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver".
2006-06-26 23:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Difficult to judge anybody's fav number without any hint.
I choose 5
Cheers!!!!
2006-06-26 23:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it is 1, just here for the points. Good one!
2006-06-26 23:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S o m e t h i n g ...
I wanted to draw 'something' too, but i don't know how to !Where's the toolbar ?
Anybody know how ?
2006-06-27 09:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like aeroplane JELLY, aeroplane JELLY 4 meeeeeeeeeeeee! :)
2006-06-26 23:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi.I m the 11th one
2006-06-26 23:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know i wont be the one cuz im not lucky......i was born on friday 13 th.........if you feel pity for me gimme those points plz
2006-06-26 23:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I am simply on my lucky number itself....17th ! lol ! let's see if this brings me any luck !!!!!!!
2006-06-27 05:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My names Diana, will u be my friend??
☆
2006-06-26 23:13:29 · answer #11 · answered by ☆The-Siren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋