A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they
collided at the point where the pathways meet.
They immediately began to argue with one another
as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the
snake remarked that he had been blind since
birth, and thus should be given additional
leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been
blind since birth. The two animals then forgot
about the collision and began commiserating
concerning the problems of being blind. The snake
said that his greatest regret was the loss of his
identity. He had never been able to see his
reflection in water, and for that reason did not
know exactly what he looked like, or even what he
was. The rabbit declared that he had the same
problem.
Seeing a way that they could help each other,
the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from
head to toe, and then try to describe what the
other animal was. The snake agreed, and started
by winding himself around the rabbit. After a
few moments, he announced, 'You've got very soft,
fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little
fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a
bunny rabbit!' The rabbit was much relieved to
find his identity, and proceeded to return the
favor to the snake. After feeling about the
snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted,
'Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got
beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all
the time, and you've got a forked tongue.
I think you're a lawyer!'
2006-06-26 22:02:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah L4A ! Stay away from court for a while , i think !
i was watching a python battling to catch a rabbit one day in the Mkuze game park...the rabbit kept on hopping away, and the python got fed up, moved around the rabbit and went and lied down in the grass in front ...made a noise like a carrot and caught the rabbit !
2006-06-27 09:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2006-06-26 22:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't really like the lawyer jokes, so, I'll have to give you a 4, for a good effort. The joke would probably go better in some kind of church with older people in it. I've noticed that they all seem to love the lawyer jokes... Good luck.
2006-06-26 23:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mike J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 outta 10
2006-06-26 22:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny kinda long i give it a 4 out of 10
2006-06-26 22:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by polkahaunis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer undesirable. One minor correction: you c.o.c.ok ( i'm putting sessions after the letters because Yahoo will censor it, wondering it really is the different one) a hammer, no longer a series off. you would squeeze or pull a series off. that's all.
2016-11-15 07:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.That was gr8
9/10
2006-06-26 22:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! I liked it. I'd give it a 7.
2006-06-26 23:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!! i want a rabbit just like that 1 !!!! um i give u a 6.9/10
2006-06-26 22:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by i_love_sk8ter_bois_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7.7 outta 10
2006-06-27 01:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋