2006-06-26 20:12:56 · 8 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Pets ➔ Cats
What a comparison! You must be so proud of your smelling capabilities!
2006-06-26 20:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One day in the Garden Of Eden, Adam came to God and said, "Lord, thank you for this beautiful day, but if you don't mind I'd like to ask you a favor." and the Lord said, "Go ahead my son" .
"The garden is wonderful and I enjoy tending the animals and farming but I'm lonely, I need a friend.... and so God made Eve and Adam was very happy and together they tended the Garden of Eden....
until
Adam and Eve had sex (it was bound to happen) and the next morning God could not find Adam and went to his house and said, "Adam, why are you not up and doing your daily chores?" and Adam was embarrassed and fearful of the Lord, but finally he said, Eve and I made Love last night, and I'm very tired this morning Lord." The Lord looked puzzled, "And where is Eve now?" He asked.
"She went down to the river to wash herself Lord"
Rushing towards the door the Lord exclaimed, "Oh no! Now I'll never be able to get the smell off the fish!"
2006-06-27 04:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me if you were to be canned and sealed wouldn't you also smell bad when u are opened, it might smell bad to us humans to cats that is like heaven sitting in that can.
2006-06-27 04:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My little sister ties dead fish between her legs so she can smell like her older sister.
2006-06-27 04:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she is eating cat food when no one is paying attention. Check under her bed.
2006-06-27 03:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DID SHE PET HER P*SSY CAT IN THERE TOO?
2006-06-27 04:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe they're the same person!
2006-06-27 04:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by DeAd DiScO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think i want to know....
2006-06-27 03:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋