Help me find the laziest, yet most efficient way to contact a food taster from Trader Joes without getting up.

Question

I am trying to figure out how to contact someone who is either a food taster, equal or greater even more if he or she will listen to my rant about Trader Joes salads. The catch is that I am trying to figure out how to do it without getting up from my very comfortable and situated seat. Obviously I wouldnt expect someone to do some enormous legwork for me and figure out the best way...however, you have to ask, because perhaps that person knows a shortcut or something, and that is why dumb questions are only dumb if told to no one.
will you help me complain to the most important person at Trader Joes regarding their salads in the most lazy yet efficient way?

Answer 1

Trader Joe's Customer Relations
PO Box 5049
Monrovia, CA 91017
for Northwest, West and Southwest states

117 Kendrick Street
Suite 700
Needham, MA 02494
for Eastern seaboard and Midwest states

Write to one of the addresses above, or call [phone]

Answer 2

Check their website. If not just yell for your wife to get you the phone. If you don't have a wife just keep yelling until someone comes to investigate. Then ask them to get you the phone. Good luck in your endeavor. I feel your pain :)

Answer 3

try calling or emailing. it's not only the most efficient way to get ahold of someone, it's also the lazyest

Answer 4

ur the kind of person that makes america over weight