2006-06-26 18:27:52 · 13 answers · asked by worsetofirst 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They actually came over to my place to visit last weekend, Satan's been having trouble with the ladies, so he asked me to find him a good pick-up line, you can look at my questions if you've got an answer. And the Gods and Goddesses were good, Ted and Sheryl are trying to conceive, and there was a bit of tears, but there's good news too. Since gay marriage is allowed in heaven, Joe and Billy are getting hitched in October. Nothing fancy, just a private affair in the Rocky Mountains, but they do have Wolfgang Puck to prepare the meal, so that should be scrumptous. Other than that, not much had been going on, and I haven't seen any of 'em for a few days now.
2006-06-26 18:33:56 · answer #1 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know what a non-existant entity is up to, but I do know that the gods (some horned versions of which were used by early Christian priests as an archetype for the physical perception of their evil being, although there were no prior physical descriptions of said being within Judaic mythology) and goddesses are alive and well within many hearts these days! They have no connection, however, so saying speaking of the devil doesn't exactly make much sense, seeing as the latter predate the former.
2006-06-27 01:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1: Cant say I've spoke with that fellow in a while but when I do, I'll be certain to ask for you.
2: Well the viking gods and goddesses all died in Ragnarok so I guess they are busy being dead. The Olympians are hanging out at some bar in Fresno, upset that they don't get worshiped anymore. Ra and his followers realized that this planet is a crappy place to hang out and went searching for a new neighborhood. And God is playing a cosmic card game with Allah for the right to control the planet Earth's less intelligent population. (I hear the betting is pretty heated) Oh and as far as far eastern religions, I think all their gods are just asleep, and have been sense 2000 B.C.
Great question. Have a good day.
2006-06-27 01:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by kyrant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you put the Gods and Goddesses in with the devil? The devil is a Christian invention to take the old religion away from the people. They demonized the old gods to try to make everyone like them.
As for the gods and goddesses, they are alive and well and enjoying interacting with more and more people everyday.
2006-06-27 01:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by Myr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a good look at the world today and you will get a pretty good idea as to what the devil has been up to these days.
As for the gods and goddesses....many sick people are being healed throughout this world, babies are being born, people are falling in love....seems their plate is rather full too.
2006-06-27 01:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by I love my husband 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Devil got back together with his old gf, Mystra and they've been trying to keep it on the DL so god doesn't find out cause as you know, Mystra is an angel and in charge of the youth brigade.
Zeus squandered all of his estate and accidently killed the entire pantheon of greek/roman gods in a freak fishing accident, which lead him to commit suicide, leaving a power vaccum to be filled by Yahwey.
Allah has recently been in termoil with the intake of martyrs as he has come to realize that he's down to his last 40 virgins.
Jesus has secretly come back to earth but not for the apocolypse, but rather just to get away from his dad who's constantly nagging on him for always playing video games and not answering prayers.
2006-06-27 01:38:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Devils are in the Hell and Gods and goddesses are in Heaven
2006-06-27 01:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Pauli :) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not sure of what gods and goddesses you speak of, but the devil is basically always out to get us. obviously to some of us who are asking and answering questions.....(i dont mean you)
2006-06-27 01:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by kit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil is extremely busy not existing. He's trying to out non-exist the gods and godesses.
2006-06-27 01:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the devil made Yahoo Answers. Where did the last three hours go?!?!?!
2006-06-27 01:31:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jen H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋