2006-06-26 16:48:52 · 23 answers · asked by g_o_o_d32 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama's so fat, you don't even see her legs. She just looks like she's glidin across the floor.
2006-06-26 16:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Blunt Honesty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so dark she makes charcoal look like the vanilla in between Oreo cookies
2006-07-03 11:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by sweet angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed two episodes of "Springer".
2006-06-26 16:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
2006-06-26 16:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by lincseagles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
yo mama is so stupid she tried to alphabitize the snack... MNM's!
yo mama is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince!
2006-06-26 16:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that she sits next to everybody
2006-06-26 16:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by q a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas is like a hardware store 50cents a screw
2006-06-26 16:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Drea P =) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and the ********* still comes back for more.
2006-06-26 16:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone cord
2006-06-26 16:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb, she had to ask you to ask a question on answers.yahoo.com to get an intelligent answer.
2006-06-26 16:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by pukcipriavroc8v 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋