A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart
2006-06-26 16:42:53 · 12 answers · asked by joegossum 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 X mild heart attact = DEATH for the ones who don't get it
2006-06-26 16:48:07 · update #1
Sorry it was on my prevue
2006-06-26 17:00:42 · update #2
First of all..............you didn't say attack on the top part!
Secondly..............attack is spelled ATTACK!
dumb@$$!
God, I hate stupid people!
2006-06-26 16:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that was funny
Anyhow nobody can EVER convince me that woman are the evil ones. Just watch the news channel.
2006-06-29 16:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by charming_imogen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course women are evil
That's just part of our charm
2006-06-27 00:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o tell a joke that makes people laugh.. some have bad day somewhere else....thx
2006-06-26 23:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have proof,check this out
http://www.thepeon.com/link.php?l=girlsareevil
2006-06-27 00:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT!!!JUST CAUSE U HEARD THAT WEIRD MADE-UP STORY DOESN'T MEAN ALL WOMEN R EVIL!!!!!!
2006-06-26 23:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckles* I think it would be even funnier if she said she wanted bigger boobs :)
2006-06-26 23:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how else can they bleed for seven days and not die???
2006-06-27 04:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am lost
2006-06-26 23:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by heather_nicole10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-06-26 23:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by kiss2envy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋