A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O?clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- ?****!, that must be my husband!?
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I?m your husband, you slut!!!
So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you ******* running?!! You son of a *****!
2006-06-26 16:39:04 · 5 answers · asked by joegossum 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, i should try that one day to see if it works
2006-06-26 16:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by ana82juarez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The woman caught her husband.
2006-06-26 23:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They caught eachother. Each act led to themselves and their spouse to be caught.
2006-06-27 00:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both have committed adultery before.
2006-06-26 23:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Darth Jhon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ironic.
2006-06-27 00:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by lincseagles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋