A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-06-26 16:38:19 · 9 answers · asked by Dita von Teese(i wish) 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great story. I wish I was Dita von Teese as well. She's just so sexy and cool and naughty......in a good way. Thanks for the joke.
2006-06-26 16:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by the blue olive 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GUFFAW!
One day an investigator from (insert animal rights group here) showed up to question farmer Bob. He looks around and says "I think I'll visit the chicken coop and ask them a few questions"
"Chickens can't talk, you idiot!" says Bob "Go right ahead."
The investigator returns after awhile and asks Bob if he can have a word with the cows in the barn. Bob just laughs at the city boy "Ain't no such thing as a talking cow! Be my guest" he says..
The investigator comes back again. "I'll be out in the pasture questioning the sheep.
"Oh be serious now! everyone know what liars sheep are!
2006-06-26 23:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by scummibear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute: and what woman doesn't wish she was Dita von Teese?
2006-06-26 23:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man is born hes a man of means then along come two with nothing but their dreams....difernt strokes it takes differnt strokes it takes differnt strokes to rule the world...it dont matter what you got, not alot? so what you got yours they got theirs and i got mine and together well be fine....differnt strokes to rule the world
2006-06-26 23:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-06-26 23:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by Alauria B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Cute.
2006-06-26 23:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by tictickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wierd
2006-06-26 23:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... its classic. something cant be explained!
2006-06-26 23:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. great one..
2006-06-27 00:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by no brainer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋