A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know, I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde had just opened a book but she closes it and says "What would you like to discuss?"
He says "How about nuclear power?"
"OK" says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff.....grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
2006-06-26 16:27:14 · 8 answers · asked by tictickchick 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sydney....this one's for you baby!
2006-06-26 16:30:35 · update #1
sydney just ran out of her time but i am sitting here with her and she says thanxs
2006-06-26 16:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by frankton_eagle 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That is a good joke. I like it better when the blondes are insulted because i get to wear cool shirts like blonde and smart. I am blonde and it was nice to see the joke on the other side for a change. Thanks!
2006-06-26 23:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be missing something, because I didn't find it funny.
2006-06-26 23:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good, i like that one. i am a blonde and i admit i love blonde jokes, but once in awhile it's good to see them portray us with a brain. thanks
2006-06-26 23:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by rita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuclear power doesn't come from ****. :)
2006-06-26 23:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny as hell
2006-06-26 23:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by pumpkin pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-26 23:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by brandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....that's good....
2006-06-26 23:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by green 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋