Some Funny Quotes
"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instructions printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U..S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F.Ammo Troop
.."If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." -U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." --David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." -Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." -Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -Unknown Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
2006-06-26 16:24:54 · 9 answers · asked by ben s 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Gets me hard just reading them!
:-D
2006-06-26 16:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Outlaw 1-3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great. I especially liked the last one : )
Okay, I have one for you. These are famous last words...
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist --."
General John Sedgwick was a corps commander of the Army of the Potomac who enjoyed a reputation as a relentless optimist. While men were diving away from Confederate fire at the Battle of the Wilderness, Sedgwick stood his ground and scoffed at the danger. He died when he caught a bullet to the face.
2006-06-26 23:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by bezi_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also add:
Remember, if you can see the enemy, the enemy can see you.
Military weapons are made by the lowest bidder.
There are tons of them out there, if you want to know some more, ask a veteran.
2006-06-27 00:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by dragonfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive always loved:
"Cheese-Dickery abounds at this command!!" -EUCOM (comm)
O man I have some funny *** stories with quotes--but you had to be there...
Semper Fi
2006-06-26 23:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot, "No inspection ready unit has ever survived combat."
Unfortunately these are ALL true. As funny as they are.
2006-06-27 05:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by My world 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Claymore mines state "Front Towards Enemy" so you know which way to face them or BOOM...
2006-06-26 23:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is some funny stuff.
2006-06-27 10:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by Phil My Crack In 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice... no wonder we couldn't win the war on terrorism.
2006-06-26 23:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by Shangri-La 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm too LAZY to read..lol
2006-06-27 00:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by Smiles_187 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋