A blonde and a brunette who were neighbours, were walking home from the bus stop. The brunette looks into her lounge room window and stops cold.
The blonde says: 'What's the matter?'
The brunette goes: 'Oh no...no. My husband's bought me flowers'
The blonde is surprised: 'What's wrong with that? i'd love my husband to buy me flowers - it means he loves you'
The brunette smiles at the blonde: 'You don't know my husband. This means I'm going to have to spend all night on my back with my legs in the air.'
The blonde looks confused...: 'Don't you have a vase?'
2006-06-26 15:59:36 · 10 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That's great! Thanks!
2006-06-26 16:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by tictickchick 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of one very similar but different, it's a Sophie Tucker joke instead of a blonde...
I will never forget it you know. Doorbell rang the other day, answered the door and there was a delivery boy there with two dozen roses. I grabbed the card I opened it, it said "Love, from your boyfriend Ernie" I was having tea with my girlfriend Clementine. I said "Clementine, do you know what this means? For the next two weeks I'm gonna be flat on my back with my legs wide open." Clemintine says to me "What's the matter, ain't you got a vase?"
2006-06-26 23:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what????? ok, maybe i'm going blonde myself, but i didn't get that??? or is the whole point that the blonde doesn't get it either. she needs to think more dirty?
2006-06-26 23:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by itsjustmecc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey I'm blonde!! a da
2006-06-26 23:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by cutiepie81289 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me too! I'm blonde!
2006-06-27 01:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-06-26 23:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.lol.funny.
2006-06-26 23:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny !!!
2006-06-26 23:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...
2006-06-26 23:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by §}:{§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!.......................... : ) ..................................................( :
2006-06-26 23:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋