a blonde, red head and brunette were playing hide and seek on a farm with a guy.The boy went in the chicken coop and said"is any1 in here?" and the red head said "Cluck, cluck, cluck"
He went 2 the barn and said "is anyone in here?" The brunette said "Moo"
So he went 2 the storage closet where there were nothing but potatoes. And said"Is any1 in here?"
The blonde looked around and said,"Poe-ta-to?" (slowly)
2006-06-26 15:46:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rate the joke.
2006-06-26 15:49:29 · update #1
Okay, to all of you people who just want to rain on my parade just because you don't have a funny joke.
Why don't you just NOT post a comment.!
2006-06-26 16:22:20 · update #2
who hasnt heard that joke..?...its okay, what do you want me to rate it on?..a scale from 1-10, ten being the highest?..i give it a 5
2006-06-26 15:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by allison d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one too:
A blonde and a brunette who were neighbours, were walking home from the bus stop. The brunette looks into her lounge room window and stops cold.
The blonde says: 'What's the matter?'
The brunette goes: 'Oh no...no. My husband's bought me flowers'
The blonde is surprised: 'What's wrong with that? i'd love my husband to buy me flowers - it means he loves you'
The brunette smiles at the blonde: 'You don't know my husband. This means I'm going to have to spend all night on my back with my legs in the air.'
The blonde looks confused...: 'Don't you have a vase?'
2006-06-26 15:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man bought his beautiful blonde wife a new cell phone for her birthday and then sent her shopping. As she shopped her new phone began to ring. She answered the call of course it was from her husband. To her amazement she replied:I'm so glad you called, but tell me dear, How did you know where I was?
2006-06-26 15:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by janet t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the joke that was so ridiculously stupid that you just had to laugh at it anyway?
2006-06-26 15:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by tictickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urs is a hoot, but i have one too. How are a hurricane and a Blonde alike? They blow and suck and then they take ur house away.
HA!
2006-06-26 15:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by wez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun-ay!
2006-06-26 19:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
potatos DO talk! try starting up a convo w/one... it'll really open ur mind to things
2006-06-26 15:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by hex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah lmao thats funny.. ima tell that 2 my frnds lol
2006-06-26 15:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that one
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her
2006-06-26 15:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by Johanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
really, that good
someone will sue
but that;s funny
2006-06-26 15:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by pinkstealth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋