Is it true that the amount of times a man sneezes, is how many babies your woman will have by you?

Question

This makes my girlfriend a little anxious, so she came up with this.

Take the amount of times that a woman sneezes (generally two) multiply that by the number of testicles in the relationship (defintely two) and multiply that by ten, and you will have the amount of years that we will be together.

Weird I know, but do you have any weird things like this in your relationship?

Answer 1

Not in my relationship..... There's some strange stuff every once in a while but nothing like that....

Answer 2

I do not think so. My husband has sneezed a lot of times during our 31 year marriage, and we only have one child that took 19 years to have.

Also, how long you will be married depends upon you and your girlfriend/wife, and how much both of you value your marriage. If both of you are willing to work out problems, make decisions as a couple, show respect for each other, etc. and WORK to keep your marriage together, you can have a long and happy marriage.

Don't go into marriage thinking that there will never be conflict or trouble---there will be. But, a couple who works together and is willing to compromise at times can weather most marital storms.

When my boyfriend/now husband and I discussed marriage in 1975, we never had any such "strange" situation talks.

Good luck,

Answer 3

I do hope not!! I'm allergic, you know. When I get started sneezing, I'll go on for about five minutes. I don't think I'll live enough to catch up with the expected number.

Answer 4

I always heard that the number of times a guy could fit his thumb and middle finger around your wrist (going up progressively until you can't touch your thumb and middle finger anymore) is the number of kids you would have together.....I guess only time will tell.

Answer 5

I dunno about that but, according to my high school Biology teacher, 90% of people are mildly-allergic to light. Of course the next time I had to sneeze but couldn't, I looked at the sun and it kinda worked. Anyway, I've conditioned myself over the years and now it works instantly. If I need to sneeze, I stare directly at a light...
Try it.

Answer 6

I have never heard that before ,heck if that was true with my husbands allergies heck I would still be barefoot and pregnant:) we have five kids

Answer 7

Cold season must be loads of fun in your house.

Answer 8

ahhhhhhhhhhh, NO!!!!!! my dad has sneezed thousands of times, and i mom has only 4 children, not a lot compared to thousands.

Answer 9

Never heard such drivel

Answer 10

if this logic were true the earth wouldn't be sufficient to hold the population . we're not hamsters.