i am bored wats the best joke u've heard lately
2006-06-26 15:10:35 · 12 answers · asked by mcr_fan_4evr 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once again then...
A Blonde walks into a building. You'd have thought she would have seen it...
...badumbum...
2006-06-26 15:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Stratman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A depressed guy walks into a bar, he's sitting there looking all sad and stuff....so he asks the bartender for a light & the bartender passes this huge bic lighter to him it's like a foot long! The guys says "where in the hell did ya get that thing?" The bartender says "see that curtain over there, behind it there's a gene. He'll grant you any wish you want". So the guy goes over and sees the gene. The gene says " I'll grant you one wish, what ever you want" So the guy thinks for a minute and he says " I wish I had a milliom bucks" POOF all around him was a million ducks... the man is so pissed off. He goes back out to the bar and he's sitting there all mopey again, so the bartender come over and he says " well, what happened?" The guy says " I wished for a million bucks and all I got was a million ducks". The bartender says " Ya, well do ya think I asked for a 12" bic"..........lol
2006-06-26 22:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says," Ok you can stay, but don't start nothin'.
2006-06-26 22:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by amazingpag 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your moma so poor for a mirror she flipped a potatoe chip bag inside out....
2006-06-26 22:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Felicia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat,she jumped up in the air outside , and got stuck in the sky
2006-06-26 22:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this guy who opened a toilet shop. he had three toilets for sale: a metal toilet, a wood toilet, and a weird toilet(we dunno wut the weird toilet looks like).
One day three men came in the shop. 1 guy bought the wooden toilet, 1 guy bought the metal toilet, 1 guy bought the weird toilet.
The next day those same 3 ppl came back to the shop with complaints.
The guy that bought the wooden toilet said: "Whenever I sit on my toilet, I get splinters on my butt!"
The guy that bought the metal toilet said: "Whenever I sit on my toilet, my butt feels really cold!"
The guy that bought the weird toilet said: "Whenever I sit on my toilet, the toilet says: "Can you see what I see?"
HAHA! get it? :)
2006-06-26 22:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by alan j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a baby seal walked into a club.
2006-06-26 22:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by phillip.c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual relations with that woman!
2006-06-29 08:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket!!!!!!!!!
Baaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa
2006-06-26 22:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Stacy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock.
who's there? Amish.
Amish who?
It's funny you don't look like a shoe.
2006-06-27 02:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by sonburst 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋