A co-worker of mine told me a few Mary Jane jokes, but she can't remember where she got them from... Does anyone know any of them. They're like little stories about mary jane that shows how dumb she is, or how she doesn't use her head and think
2006-06-26 15:08:36 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Punkin 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mary Jane was walking through the forest, and a squirrel ran up her skirt.
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew there weren't any nuts up there.
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew the shark was never going to help that man!
Mary Jane was walking down the street when a man pulled her into a dark alley and started ripping off all her clothes.
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.
Mary Jane was walking downtown and saw a sign in a fabric store that said "Felt, 10 cents."
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew where she could get felt for free.
Mary Jane's daddy caught her reading a dirty book one night in her bed. Her daddy took the book from her, threw it across the room and gave Mary Jane a spankin'.
Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew what page she was on.
Mary Jane went to the doctor. The doctor told Mary Jane she was pregnant. He said, "Mary Jane, you're going to have twins."
Mary Jane, laughed and laughed because she knew she had only did it once.
2006-06-26 15:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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Does anyone know any Mary Jane jokes?
A co-worker of mine told me a few Mary Jane jokes, but she can't remember where she got them from... Does anyone know any of them. They're like little stories about mary jane that shows how dumb she is, or how she doesn't use her head and think
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