God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of Nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the Likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
(I love this!)
"Get your own dirt."
2006-06-26 15:01:20 · 24 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love this! science this day thinks that it can do everything yet to this day they can not say how the world and people were made....they only have theories to justify everything. God needs to be put back into our lives
2006-06-26 15:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I say that no matter what we do need God. He has created everything on this Earth and more. he created stars, planets, galaxies, and more so. without God we wouldn't be here today. that scientist who said that we dont need God is wrong. he was created by God also. the scientist has used what God has made to create life. but with out God there would not be any soil to create life from...
this is what i believe in. if someone disagrees.. i will never change because of someone else.
2006-06-26 22:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by mizzkilikina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are we answering "yes or no" to?
Anyway, it's not possible for anyone to make something out of nothing. I mean, what are you gonna use to make something out of nothing? Beakers? Test tubes? Formulas written on paper? God created all the stuff that those things are made of. The scientists are gonna use their thoughts to create? Um, yeah, don't think so.
2006-06-26 22:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can it possibly make sence: How can both exist; Scientist and God, if the Scientist is right, where did the need for God come from?
2006-06-26 22:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by lavito 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he should get his own dirt. If the scientist claims he can make something out of nothing, then he should be able to make dirt.
2006-06-26 22:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your lack of education is showing......
scientists never talk to God about science.
2006-06-26 22:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by J9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hurray for God ,if the scientist though he was so clever well then let him make something out of nothing ( thin air) wait no cant do God made the air too
2006-06-26 22:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by iris n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO YOU ARE SAYING WE CAN CREATE PPL LIKE BY CLONEING...FOR ME I WOULD SAY NO THAT WE CAN CREATE UNLESS BY PAINTING OR GROWING FLOWERS AND IN GENERAL BY PLANTING SEEDS ... TO ME IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THE SCIENTIST IS DENYING GOD AND SAYING THAT HE DOESNT NEED HIM IN HIS LIFE EVEN THOUGH WE DO WHETHER OR NOT WE KNOW IT... WE CAN DO THINGS ON OUR OWN YES BUT WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE... THE CREATING OF MAN BEGAN WITH GOD WITHOUT GOD CREATEING ADAM AND THEN CREATEING EVEN WE WOULDNT EXIST NOW.... WE ARE NOT MAN MADE... I AM NOT FULLY SURE ON WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO GET AT BUT I GO BY FAITH AND MY BELIEFS AND MY HEART....
2006-06-26 22:10:50 · answer #8 · answered by dance7378 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he can do that with dirt what dirt will he use can he make his own dirt out of nothing but then again he makes things out of dirt so how can you make dirt out of the dirt you dont have
2006-06-26 22:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... that's great...
God's saying "Be God, create something from nothing... then we'll see how far you can get..."
We are nothing without God... He created everything but we just manipulate it so we can claim that we did it. But everything we have is God-given.
2006-06-26 22:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by §}:{§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋