What should one think? Does God turn to satan, or does he remain God in your eyes? (Because the bible goes something like that.)
2006-06-26 14:52:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
they are the same being. so god didnt lie and satan did fart.
2006-06-26 14:58:15 · answer #1 · answered by T-RoZ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The God of the Bible is a very ill tempered individual, that murders, rapes and destroy with power at his opposition.
Looks like the real guys the Anunaki, when they destroy big portions of the planet. Does the Bible admit to be a copy of Sumerian books or using word borrowed from them as Elohim ( o I forgot that is plural=2, that means two Gods)
2006-06-26 14:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reported
2006-06-26 14:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God wouldnt fart
God is always God in my eyes
God wouldnt blame it on the devil ,
if he could fart
2006-06-26 14:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by 0110010100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if God farts it will smell heavenly, why would He try to give the credit to satan?
2006-06-26 14:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We never know GOD's ways coz GOD is GOD and humans can never explain GOD.
2006-06-26 15:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by The Lion of Judah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing imagination.
2006-06-26 15:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a joke? Ha Ha, but I still dont get it, I'm just laughing to fit in
2006-06-26 14:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he would probably light a match
and shoot a blue flame at the devil
2006-06-26 14:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God never lies about something that he has done.
2006-06-26 14:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by smartalek 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋