(got nothin against blondes k? i love em!)
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' "
2006-06-26 14:12:41 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i ♥ you!!!!!
2006-06-26 14:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 6⤋
hehehe....Oh yeah? How about this one.....
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
2006-06-26 14:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOMMMMMMGGG! Dude I have heard tons of blonde jokes but dude... i wonder if someone could actually be that stupid. Oh you know my sister is a blonde and for some reason she can't get a job and she is looking hard too. So im gonna ask her how her interviews go and then i'll show her this! LOL! It could explain alot! LOL!
2006-06-28 20:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-06-27 05:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ronnoc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-06-26 15:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
2006-06-26 14:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i have to do that at cousins birthday parties sometimes... I'm a blond and also no offense taken
2006-06-26 14:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a Porsche
2006-06-26 14:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought she was singing "Oh Mandy, ...." (don't know the rest of the words, i must be blond too)
LOLOL
2006-06-26 14:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u think dats funny?! HUH! dat was the worst joke ever u ***** jerk.
thanks for the 2 pts
2006-06-26 14:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by amo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so.....funny and i thought it would be better if it was about u and not blondes! and blondes love u 2! and they think ur cute and crazy! imma blonde so no jokes about me plz!!!!!!!
2006-06-27 09:04:38 · answer #11 · answered by Cherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋