Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband belittled me about how clumsy I was, and generally became a big pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with bloodstains on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative and, to my surprise and satisfaction; all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were inconclusive and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
2006-06-26 13:56:46 · 11 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't mind me, I just needed the two points. Thank you please.
2006-06-26 14:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I know, but they still haven't found me! I've been free for awhile. In fact, I told some of the guys at the club how I got off easy, and they hired me to kill their boss! Ha! It was really easy. And with the Tide Detergent, there was no mess! By the way, how did you get my story? I tried my best to not tell anyone!
2006-06-26 21:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by fake f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, we have so much in common! You know, the same exact thing happend to me!!
30 points
2006-06-27 03:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if i could i would give you ten points, but the most you can get is 3 by choosing a best answer... but i'll take ten and give you 3 ;)
2006-06-26 21:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by onetomgreenshowfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is worth about uhhhhh 28 points ha ha
2006-06-26 21:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what can i say?
hahahahahahahahahaha
worth 29 points
2006-06-26 21:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by sweetiepie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awsome
2006-06-26 21:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by La_La_Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That was cool.
2006-06-26 21:00:57 · answer #8 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-06-26 21:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by nikky_c2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-06-26 21:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by lavieja321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋