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there is only one slice of pizza left..its sitting peacefully in the fridge..the wife...told the kid that it was his breakfast for the morning..well he went to bed and now im hungry..should i devour his lunch? I know he is looking forward to it but im bored

2006-06-26 13:23:24 · 28 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

28 answers

Slice it in half, take the other half and press hard on it with your hand until it expands, re-wrap and store back in the refrigerator.
LOL :)

2006-06-26 13:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 4

I say if you had already had dinner and the food is put way and your wife has told your child that he could have it tomorrow. Then you should leave it alone. I you are hungry eat an apple or drink so water. or do something else to keep you mind off the pizza like go for a walk. You already knew the right answer be4 you asked I don't know why you had to ask us

2006-06-26 13:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Melinda T 2 · 0 0

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't do it! Your child will be SOOOO disappointed (and will also know it was you)! My dad has done it a few times to my brothers and they've lost a little respect for him and thinks he doesn't care about them.

Eat something else, the pizza is NOT the only thing in the fridge.

2006-06-26 13:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by chariot804 4 · 0 0

eat that slice, then go buy a whole 'nother pizza. eat that entire thing other than 1 slice and leave that for the kid. the key is to get a different kind of pizza and then you can leave them wondering how the pizza 'morphed' during the night. your job is to deny knowledge... heheheheheh

2006-06-26 13:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by 2thseeker 2 · 0 0

It all depends on how well you can pretend to be asleep while the wife is ranting about having to make lunch?? Happy Fridge Hunting and may the force be with you!!!!

2006-06-26 13:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by Skittles 2 · 0 0

IT'S FOR THE KID!!!...you're old enough, make something else. Better yet, have a pizza delivered and you can eat the whole thing..!!!

2006-06-26 13:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by meagain2238 4 · 0 0

I think you will be fine you should leave the kids lunch, try to snack on something else, come Italian Stalin you coulddddd do it!!!

2006-06-26 13:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by alexis_m2800 1 · 0 0

Take the kid's drugs. If you ate his lunch he may tell your wife but if you take the drugs, who is he going to tell.

2006-06-26 13:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by allen3_99 4 · 0 0

No, what type of father are you?! Looks like you've had enough pizza in your lifetime anyway.

2006-06-26 13:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Adriana 5 · 0 0

Go to the store and buy him a pop-tart or something or tell her the dog opened up the frig and ate it.... i hope you have a dog

2006-06-26 13:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by ericaofgordon 5 · 0 0

Go 4 it and tell him u were robbed

2006-06-26 13:26:35 · answer #11 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0 0

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