do u know what a chode is?

Answer 1

No, but I sure wish I had your email address. You're smokin' hot from the pic...from what I can see of it...

Answer 2

Choad, also spelled chode, is a slang word referring to parts of the male anatomy. Depending on usage and context, it takes on various literal meanings:

Penis, the male reproductive organ (sometimes referring specifically to a penis that is wider than it is long, as in its girth is of more substance than its length.)
Scrotum, the flesh surrounding the testes
Perineum, the region between the scrotum and anus
The Jargon File states that "chode" is:

A synonym for ‘penis’, used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof .... This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butt-head cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘****’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj. [1]

In addition to the denoted anatomical meanings, "choad" is also used as a general purpose insult, akin to dick. The spelling "chode" is, coincidentally, also the past tense form of the English verb "chide", meaning "to loudly admonish in blame or to angrily reproach".

Answer 3

Choad, also spelled chode, is a slang word referring to parts of the male anatomy. Depending on usage and context, it takes on various literal meanings:

Penis, the male reproductive organ (sometimes referring specifically to a penis that is wider than it is long, as in its girth is of more substance than its length.)
Scrotum, the flesh surrounding the testes
Perineum, the region between the scrotum and anus
The Jargon File states that "chode" is:

A synonym for ‘penis’, used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof .... This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butt-head cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘****’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj. [1]

In addition to the denoted anatomical meanings, "choad" is also used as a general purpose insult, akin to dick. The spelling "chode" is, coincidentally, also the past tense form of the English verb "chide", meaning "to loudly admonish in blame or to angrily reproach".

Source(s):

wikipedia

Answer 4

It's not a penis. Chode is another word for The grundle or the taint. You know like Taint your balls taint your *** it's the part that connects em. Or in medical terms it's the Perineum (the region of the human body between the testicles or vagina and the anus)

Answer 5

A chode, basically, is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Kinda like being hung like a can of baked beans, I guess.

Sad...but true.

Answer 6

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chode

Answer 7

Out of curiosity I tried looking this up... umm yeah... Too funny

The equivalent to a females "taint"

Answer 8

Chode....taint .............gooch....that little piece of skin between a guys legs between his balls and butth0le

Answer 9

I have heard it only referring to the substance men make when they're a little too excited

Answer 10

It's slang for a certain part of the male anatomy.