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When life gives you lemons...

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have fun!

2006-06-26 13:04:02 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

return the box! General Mills cereals must have made a terrible mistake.

2006-06-26 14:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

When life gives you a lemon that means that your life will be sour and your son will be sour and so on and so on and then you might probably bugs bunny driving a cartoon car on the high way or on the road

2006-06-27 00:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When life gives you lemons.....
Find a few limes & give Sprite & Sierra Mist a run for their money!

2006-06-26 20:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0 0

When life hands you lemons...squirt it in lifes eyes.

2006-06-27 03:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You best look for some Ade

2006-06-26 20:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas S 1 · 0 0

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a papercut. :)

2006-06-26 20:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Swap them for chocolate if you are a chick. If you are a male, still swap them for chocolate so your chick will leave you watch the footy in peace.

2006-06-26 20:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drive them anyways..beats the heck out of walking!

2006-06-26 20:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by anything_my_child 3 · 0 0

u throw them at her, then throw her off a cliff after u painted her face to make her look like an oompa loompa

2006-06-26 20:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by dune-freak-of-nature 2 · 0 0

-Make beef stew
-Piss in lemonade and sell it to rich people muahaha
-Tell "LIFE" to go EFF itself. Damn lemons, I wanted money!

2006-06-26 20:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by Hard Head 4 · 0 0

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