why did the duck try to cross the road
2006-06-26 12:13:59 · 45 answers · asked by GrabSomeEyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remenber try
2006-06-26 12:15:49 · update #1
come on tomorrow for the answer
2006-06-26 12:19:41 · update #2
To show his girlfriend he had guts
2006-06-28 03:02:09 · update #3
the chicken died
2006-06-26 12:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Becuase the duck tried to cross the road was a male and over on the other side was a female duck
2006-06-26 13:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wonted 2 get 2 the otherside 2 bang ur mother
but i ran him over so ur mom is safe 4 now tell the next duck comes this time i wont b there 2 help get off ur *** and save ur mom
2006-06-26 12:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by tats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get 2 the pond across.lol
2006-06-26 12:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by jose g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because there was a rabid dog chasing him on the side he was on so he wanted to cross in the hopes that the dog would get run over....hell yeah
2006-06-26 12:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there was a quacker store across the street.
2006-06-26 12:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by IrishKerry13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It didn't. Or it just wanted to find a way home, or die alone in the road.
2006-06-26 12:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the duck isn't really crossing - it is trying to get away from dick Chaney ... by any means necessary
2006-06-26 12:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by Milos K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz he was on quack, and thought he was a chickenhead, and stumbled into the road looking for a wok that the wabbit took.
2006-06-26 12:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by iiboogeymanii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken was unsuccsesfull.
2006-06-26 12:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trying to follow the chicken. :)
2006-06-26 12:15:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋