A fun thing to see what everyone comes up with.
2006-06-26 12:06:15 · 12 answers · asked by blabalbalus 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
If you consider pro golf to be work, then here's a quote from Tiger Woods:
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Then there are lawyers, which I really don't know if it can be called work; nonetheless, here's the word from George Burns:
"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'"
Now, the following is not a quote, but it says a lot about work!
PRISON VS WORK
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share one with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they're called managers or supervisors!
2006-06-26 16:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by go away 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I didn't make it up, but....
"I always give 100% to my work during the week: Monday 10%, Tuesday 30%, Wednesday 40%, Thursday 15% and Friday 5%."
2006-06-26 12:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by Darius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes, this makes planning the day difficult.” EB White
"A year from now you will wish you had started today."
-- Karen Lamb
2006-06-26 12:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a Greek one "opios de thelei na zimwsei 10 meres koskinizei"
it means that someone who doesn't really want to work find excuses
2006-06-26 23:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work is like a sh*t sandwich and sooner or later you have to take a bite.
2006-06-26 12:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by Makakio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband-Why so late from work
YOU-I work so hard like a dog
Ahmmmmmm-in your mind my boss always overtime on dogstlye--------
2006-06-29 13:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by MK168 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working hard or hardly working?
2006-06-26 12:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I see you're at work today. Is it payday already?
2006-06-26 12:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by shire_maid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can't complain about the work you do, you haven't done any !
2006-06-26 12:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on the clock, wether I do anything or not!!
2006-06-26 13:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by delbert1964 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋