A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the local pharmacy,
Walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes bugged out and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail and all
Kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely Not! I cannot sell you any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
Husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2006-06-26 12:03:40 · 20 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good! I am emailing this to my mom!!!
2006-06-26 12:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Ann 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed. lolololololol. hehe. first laugh to night.
Thanx 4 the 2 points
2006-06-26 12:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~*♥chEErios♥*~*♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not laugh out loud funny but funny none the less
2006-06-26 12:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by gumby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-26 12:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it before, but it's still pretty cool.
2006-06-26 12:05:40 · answer #5 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont want to read that but im gettin points for answering
2006-06-26 12:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kaycee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fun
2006-06-26 12:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by Person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that`s good did you write it your self?
2006-06-26 12:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh it pretty goood
2006-06-26 12:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by xn3v3r4g0tt3nx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny
2006-06-26 12:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Autum Girl ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋