well i was at a party.
long story
2006-06-26 12:02:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
Kidding aside. It is pretty dangerous. Typically, doctors will first do a colonoscopy and try to hook it and pull it out. If that is unsuccessful then they will have to do surgery (i'm serious).
Foreign objects in the rectum and colon that remain there for too long will erode though the colon which will necessitate surgery. So DONT WAIT, DONT BE EMBARRASS, GO TO ER, and screw the home remedies.
2006-06-26 12:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by julius 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yell: Driver's..start your engines..and then bend over and show it a green light!
Or else go to a hospital and have them remove it..you wouldn't be the first they've seen. Good luck and learn the lesson.
2006-06-26 13:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by anything_my_child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOw I know why the ER has lovely stories
2006-06-26 12:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sunshine* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very carefully!
try some lube and some kitchen tongs with lots of lube.
Otherwise, eat a bunch of fiber, and you'll poop it out. Prolly gonna go that way anyhow..a little mineral oil (drank..yeah..nasty) may ease the way if you catch my drift.
2006-06-26 12:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lori A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get to the ER fast, They will need to remove it and you best hope it is not further into your colon and you will need surgery.. I heard about partys like this, not good...so why are you reading this.. get to the doc. Embarrassed? not as embarrassed as you will be if you have to get further surgery later and explain that one...
2006-06-26 12:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by stellaM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so gross dude LOL I can't even imagine how it got there. You better consult somebody if you can't get it out, cause it's probably creating foreign germs that could make you sick.
2006-06-26 12:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the ER... Like now, before a part of your colon has to be removed.
Seriously...
2006-06-26 12:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by kitt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to the ER it is not the oddiest thing they have seen but you really need to get that removed asap
2006-06-26 13:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by Coconuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. If it's a remote control car just switch it into reverse!
2006-06-26 12:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is f*ckin sick, you don't put it in there to begin with. You sick f*ck.
2006-06-26 12:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by cboyce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋