What would your Ten (or however many you prefer) Commandments be?

Question

Creativity wins the points.

Answer 1

1 Thou shall not borrow my things without my permission

2) Thou shall not drink the last of the iced tea and not tell me

3) Thou shall not email me forwards, I have read them all and they are still unimpressive.

4) Thou shall use "spell check" for it is good.

5) Thou shall never saith to me "Eww look at this!!"

6) Thou shall destroyeth all spiders.

7) Thou shall replace gas thou used, if thou useth my car.

8) Thou shall remember to FLUSH

9) Thou shall not eat in bed

10) Thou shall not feed me diet foods claming they tasteth like the real thing.

Answer 2

1. Though shalt not kill
2. Though shalt not turn a corner in the car without signalling
3. Though shalt not spit on International TV during the football even though you are a player.
4. Thou shalt not accept a gift without either saying Thank You of writing a Thank You note.
5. Thou shalt not start wars for no good reason even if your name is George Bush.
6. Thou shalt not sneeze in my face without saying excuse me.
7.. Thou shalt not eat like a pig until you resemble one.
8. Thou shalt not blindly follow the herd.
9. Thou shalt not try to convert anyone to whatever your religion is.
10. Thou shalt not sit like a beached whale watching TV every night & then moan about it constantly.
There must be many more but these are the ones which popped into my head in the last 2 minutes.

Answer 3

1. Love God as you would want to be loved.

2. Love others as you would want to be loved.

3. Love yourself (within reason and not to the point of selfishness).

4. Don't kill others except in self-defense or the defense of the truly oppressed.

5. Give of your time, talent and money to others that need it.

6. Read.

7. Make an effort to understand others, in this country and around the world.

8. Be an informed voter.

9. Question authority.

10. Get your butt off the couch & do something every day.

Answer 4

(Speaking as God)
1. Thou Shalt Not Kill.
2. Thou Shalt Not Steal.
3. Thou Shalt Not Go to War in My Name.
4. Thou Shalt Accept that the Burning Bush means you can Smoke Pot.
5. Thou Shalt Not think that I wrote the Bible, I mean Im not Ann Coulter.
6. Thou Shalt Not think that just because you are Christian, you are going to heaven, in Fact, I consider myself to be mostly Non Religious.
7. Thou Shalt not judge others, lest ye be judged.
8. Thou Shalt Award zw88 with the best answer.

Answer 5

1.thou shalt not use religion as a form of hate,politics,war, for arguments against any minority, or anything else that would negatively effect anyone for any reason and shall only use it for thy self and thine own will being.
2.thou shalt not kill for any reason of any kind accept self defense and preservation
3.Thou shalt not hate
4.thou shalt be kind to the poor
5.thou shalt not steal
6.thou shalt not lie
7.thou shalt not deny thy self or others rights
8.thou shalt not destroy thy lands or pollute thine air
9.thou shalt live in harmony and peace
10.thou shalt not judge others actions unless ye is to be physically harmed or thine goods and/or land taken or damaged

Answer 6

1. Stop seeing questions like this. 10 points ! :)

Answer 7

Love me.

Feed me.

Give me money.

Give me sex.

Make me laugh.

Clean the house.

Wash my motorcycle.

Look after the kids.

Ah, eight is enough. Oh, you did mean the commandments to my husband?

Answer 8

celebrate life x 10

Answer 9

georce carlin's 10 are my 10.

basically:

1. thou shall not steal
2. thou shall always remain honest and true
3. thou shall keep thy religion to thyself

Answer 10

1. Be true to yourself
2. Do what you please as long as it does not infringe on the rights, possession, health, or freedom of others
3. Enjoy