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What would you do if he said he was Yeshua? Would you call the cops?

2006-06-26 11:37:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

So, that guy will kick the crap out of the loin cloth dude, but not a guy wearing a robe saying he is Jesus? Well, good thing he's got it all figured out.

Give the guy some clothes and ask him if he is hungry. Jesus is no different than you or I. We are all exactly the same spirit and seen exactly the same as Jesus in God's eyes. If you treat Jesus better than you treat your fellow man then you are a hypocrite.

2006-06-26 11:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by ruletheworld 4 · 1 0

Sure I would... not because I dont believe Yeshua (Jesus) was a middle eastern guy but because its very unlikely He would ever come back as someone in a loin cloth. I wouldnt be so stupid to believe anyone saying they're Jesus IS Jesus... The Bible says how He will come back and if He choses a different way, Im sure he would be willing to prove Himself to those who were skeptical.

2006-06-26 18:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 0 0

This little guy being Jesus? not going to happen.!!

first of all, he wouldn't make it my doorstep.

I have 3 Rott's that eat "loin", clothes. If he got past them, I would know it.

I would call 911, after I had a sandwich, and watched TV, for a bit. Let them know they have a 1/2 person they need to come and check on.

Other than that, I really do not foresee this as a future problem. hahahah

2006-06-26 18:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably call the cops.

But if a man from a neighboring town professed to be Yeshua, and was followed by 12 men who claimed to be his disciples, along with thousands of people who were healed by him, I'd open the door and invite him in to see who he was.

But hey, we all have our priorities.

2006-06-26 18:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0 0

I'd ask him if he was named after "jesus".
I'd probably offer him a sandwich, or something, maybe try to give him a shirt. I probably wouldn't invite him into my home as I don't do that with strangers. The front porch will do, unless they seem to be over-exposed to the elements. I wouldn't call the swine, but if he acted all crazy, I might have to beat his *** down.
Oh, my bad was this Q only for christians? Just wanted to rep the non-christians.

2006-06-26 18:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by kevin g 3 · 0 0

Whether you worship Jesus or not, someone shows up at my door wearing a loin cloth, they're getting the piss kicked out of them.

Jesus is already said to come down wearing either a White robe or a red one. Read up on it.

2006-06-26 18:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My luck it would be be bin Laden in disguise so yes I might call the cops. Who do you know who literally WORSHIPS Jesus? I think that he, Buddha, Gandhi et al were really good teachers, not so called "gods," And I don't worship anything or anyone these days, though my cat thinks I do!

2006-06-26 18:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First I would give him a shirt or coat because it's too chilly around here to be running around in a loin cloth. Then I would call the authorities to come pick him up, because he would be a sick person who needs help.

2006-06-26 18:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ana Thema 5 · 0 0

Depends on what he said and how he said it. If it's Jesus He'll be in the clouds, not at my doorstep & I'll be caught up to meet Him after the dead in Christ rise first.

2006-06-26 18:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0 0

probably invite him in & offer to wash his feet. that's a long walk from the Middle East & i don't want him getting sand all over my carpet. i'm sure he'd be hungry after that, so i'd make him something to eat - what, with the long trek & all...

if he said he was Yeshua, i'd say cool! my name is...

2006-06-26 18:48:55 · answer #10 · answered by jakiterry 3 · 0 0

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