2006-06-26 11:13:28 · 28 answers · asked by PinkNightmare 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thank you, Tim. I do try hard. ROFLMAO.
2006-06-26 11:39:35 · update #1
I think you're satan.
2006-06-26 11:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by TIM G 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously he is not Satan, but he could possible be in league with Satan. Compare his teachings to what the Bible says. Does he say things that contradict God's written word? Does he preach a feel good Christianity where there is no emphasis on repentance from sins and developing personal holiness?
Those are a couple of signs of a false teacher for sure.
2006-06-26 11:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the one that only noticed that?
give more details because some of the ppl here thinks you are only joking or might not believe you whatever..
btw.. We just recently watched documentary about a pastor
having 4 wives. They think it is what GOD ask him to follow and the other pastors who would be the next.
we really can't believe it until we watched it..
it was on A&E.. it was viewed by many so I think sometimes devil would do anything to lead the good to evil...
whatever you thinking right now... pray...
we pray for our leaders too....
2006-06-26 11:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In all my 94-1/2 years on God's sweet Earth, I never heard of such a thing. Who would ever believe that a pastor could be Satan?I never heard anywhere that a pastor EVER commited a sin, a crime or any naughty thing.
2006-06-26 11:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny , well it look like you not getting much out of the speaker, you a bore out of your mind, an don't understand what it mean to read about the bible, because all the story that the pastor tell is out of the bible, so get with the story's, not the person the pastor is just speaking , an make sure what he is telling you is out of the bible, ask the pastor to tell where he got he's story, an just keep asking question, an make sure you not alone with the pastor, you make freak out an hurt the pastor.
2006-06-26 11:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by ro101se101ma101ry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Pastor is not Satan. Why would Satan waste his time in your congregation? He has better things to do, like attend the Pride Parade in San Francisco.
2006-06-26 11:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by Presagio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're serious, then that goes to show you that you can't spiritually see which direction you're going in!......this is one of the many benefits that believers have in God...we can recognize satan and his works from God and His works!......to answer your question how can you be sure?....if you are truly a born again believer then you will understand and apply this answer from God's Word! read (1 John 4:1).......ps works for all believers!
2006-06-26 11:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can't blame Satan for trying to get near such a sweet lady as yourself. If I were Satan, I might try that trick too:)
2006-06-26 11:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by Friar Babbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He most likely is Satan. He probably tried to sweet talk you into being his evil Consort. "Just say NO," as the first President Bush always said.
Cobb, you're a old senile fool btw.
2006-06-26 11:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he tears down God's word, if he spits on the American flag, if he ever shows up at May Day parades, etc, he might be Satan.
2006-06-26 11:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink, are you for real? Anyone who would seek out that line of work has "issues"
If your posts are legit, I think you should find a psychologist. And I don't mean a counselor, therapist etc. Someone with a real degree.
2006-06-26 11:20:14 · answer #11 · answered by J P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋